Two cows

im having a really sarcastic jokes with the government system all over the world lately. Just recently all or third year students been overwhelmed by the TWO COWS system parody. It is nothing to those who dont even bloody care LOL, like i do much, but it is nice to know couples of things about economics in terms of terms guys. So here are some. :)

• Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.

• Communism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then gives you some milk.

• Fascism: You have two cows. You give them to the Government, and the Government then sells you some milk.

• Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

• Nazism: You have two cows. The Government takes both and shoots you.

• New Dealism: You have two cows. The Government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain

• CONSERVATIVISM You have two cows. You lock them up, and charge people to look at them..

• DEMOCRACY You have two cows. They outvote you 2-1 to ban all meat and dairy products. You go bankrupt.

• FASCISM You have two cows. You give the milk to the government and the government sells it.

• PROTECTIONISM You have two cows. You can’t buy a bull from another country.

• WIKIPEDIANISM These cows are temporarily protected from milking. Please resolve disputes on the talk page. Protection is not intended to express support of German or Polish cows. 

Thats all for the cow talks. hope you all gonna value it. :D credit to Dr.Nizar for this.